IRC is just a multiplayer notepad

this is just so damn funny  http://www.bash.org/?top 
some of the shortest and best
 

#77904 +(8381) [X]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

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<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork… anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

#6460 +(7712) [X]

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

#83627 +(7595) [X]

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You’re next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

#6441 +(7466) [X]

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

#12431 +(6565) [X]

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he’s riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

that’s enough.. go and check the rest of it out yourself..  ROFL

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