IRC is just a multiplayer notepad
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork… anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You’re next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he’s riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
that’s enough.. go and check the rest of it out yourself.. ROFL