midwife humor

I was trying to pull a joke on a friend, who is studying to be a nurse and midwife. Got pulled myself. Conversation follows:

ME: So when will they let you see a real delivery? 😛
SHE: Let us see? Youtube! 😀

Damn she is sharp. And I don’t dare to even open Youtube for that. Buti Googled for "midwife humor" and found this

If you’ve ever gotten out of a speeding ticket by actually showing the state trooper a placenta……..you might be a midwife

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